Goa

Goa
Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
Teacher:Tell me the spelling…
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
Tintumon:Patticheeee…….!!!!!!
my native place is GOA..

Vazhipad

Vazhipad
Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??

Tintu: Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
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tintu: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?

Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!

Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

Achan:Ethenthaadaa nee 5 kilo ulli vangikkondu vannathu?
Tintumon:Njaan naale pattu paadaan pokuvallai?
Achan:Athinenthinaada ulli?
Tintumon:Achan kettittillai Star Singeril sangathi ulleennu varanam eenu paranjathu..

Classinte Group photo eduthathinu sesham athu vangan kuttikale motivate cheyyunna teacher
Teacher: Ningal ellavarum valuthayikkazhinjal ningal ee photo nokki santhoshikkum. Appol mathrame ningalkithinte vila ariyoo..
Oral parayum.. ithu ramu.. ivan innu doctor aanu.. ithu kuttan… ivan ippol americayilanu…
Pinnilathe benchil ninnu Tintumon: Ithu teacher.. Iyal thattippoyi.

SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!” :ഡി

Tintumon Returns

One day tintumon went into a pub with his girlfriend Tintumol and after ordering two
drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.
So they exchanged their sandwiches…!!


Teacher: What is common between Gandhi, Budha, Krishna and Jesus…?
Tintumon: They were all born on public ഹോളിടയ്സ്


Tintumon : My girl friend broke up with me and sent me pics of her with her new boy friend.
Appukuttan : Really bad.. what did u do??
Tintumon : I sent that pics to her dad

DINESHAN

DINESHAN

Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?

Tintumon: Dineshan

Teacher :Why?????

Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan

Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.

Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.

1)Prove thumbi=goat

Proof:Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..

Hence the proof

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2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam

Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum….pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….

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3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….

Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?

1000 ROOPA

1000 ROOPA

‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’

next day kadayil oru bhahalam

tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu…

CHEMISTRY

CHEMISTRY



Teacher : What is "Al2 O3″ ?

Ramu : Alumina.

Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?

Tintumon : "Filomina"

LKG-TINTUMON

LKG-TINTUMON

To be is to do(Socrates)

To do is to be(Plato)

To be or not to be(Shakespeare)

Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..

BHAKSHANAM

BHAKSHANAM


Tintumon: ‘Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu..

Achan:’Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…’

(After eating)

Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu?

Tintumon: Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu…!!!!!!

THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN

THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN

tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?

amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?

amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle

MOTHER

MOTHER

Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?

Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?

SLEEP

SLEEP



Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night

Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night .

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Tintumon: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?

PROFESSOR

PROFESSOR

A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"

tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"

professor: "i dont understand anything"

tintumon: "same 2 you"

AUTO

AUTO



Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi

Driver:100 roopa

tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath

AUTO

AUTO



Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi

Driver:100 roopa

tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath

BEGGAR

BEGGAR

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?

Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for "Chillara", Is your father a Beggar ??

REVENGE

REVENGE



Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?

Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum

Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??

Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!

CHASE

CHASE



Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina penkuttikalude purake nadakkunne. Ningalkkavare kalyaanam kazhikkan plan illenkilum.

Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?

MADIYAN

MADIYAN



Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?

Tinttumon : "Madiyan"

Teacher : Wat?

Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…

KALYANAM

KALYANAM



Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla …

Tintumol :Enda, Achane kando ?

Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu.

INTERVIEW

INTERVIEW

Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon

qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka

tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..

Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu

Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.

Njan: shari teacher

kali tintumonnodo???

NO FREEZE LIQUID

NO FREEZE LIQUID

Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’
Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’

MANDAN

Teacher: "Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku"
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: "Oho… Ne mandanano ?"
Tintumon: "Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni"

tintumon jokes

Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

Tintu Mon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrw..
Dad: Wat do u mean by ’small’ PTA meeting ?
Tintu Mon: Ya, just u, me & d Principal.!!!

“Nashtappedaam, Pakshe
Pranayikkathe irikkaruth.” -KamalaSuraya
“pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth ”
-Prof.Tintumon

Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam