Goa

Goa
Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
Teacher:Tell me the spelling…
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
Tintumon:Patticheeee…….!!!!!!
my native place is GOA..

Vazhipad

Vazhipad
Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??

Tintu: Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
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tintu: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?

Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!

Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

Achan:Ethenthaadaa nee 5 kilo ulli vangikkondu vannathu?
Tintumon:Njaan naale pattu paadaan pokuvallai?
Achan:Athinenthinaada ulli?
Tintumon:Achan kettittillai Star Singeril sangathi ulleennu varanam eenu paranjathu..